Masael: missile, udna:blowup - delhi police dictionary

A cool and Calm looking man with some luggage Stands on the airport
waiting room, He had on a skull Cap a beard And a Kurta. After a tight
Security Check he enters the plane. Till then everything was fine.
Waiting for the take off his phone rang "walaikum assalam bete , haan
Jahaz udne hi wala hai bas. Theek hai Khuda hafiz" ( Peace be on you
too son, yes aeroplane is Just about to fly up . Okay Allah is the
savior ) he said receiving his Son's Call. An NRI (or may be
indo-American ) Sitting beside him translated the same as " Peace be
on you too son, yes aeroplane is Just about to blow up . Okay Allah is
the savior". She Called the security and told them Same as she
translated And what the beard man was talking about and our 'Dilli
police' arrested the man and booked him into Tihar Jail and Started
'investigation' and after long harassment Delhi Police Came up to the
conclusion that it was a mischief, before you laugh out loudly, I must
tell you NRI was sent away in another flight and it was decided to
file a case Of Public mischief on that Muslim man!! :)
I truly feel pity on that NRI woman rather than on the moulana (Muslim
Islamic Scholar) because she totally fits in Indian proverb "Kawwa
Chala hans ki chaal , apni chaal bhi bhool gaya! " which means "a crow
attempted to copy seagull and forgot his own way "(and could not
become Seagull neither remained a crow) the woman forgot correct
hindustani (Hindi +Urdu ) language in an attempt to become American
and could neither remained Indian nor She is American.
And yes, what has happened to Delhi police? In recent years we see
Delhi police being too partial . I understand that nearly half of
Delhi police are Gujjar who hardly understand Urdu terms (and sometime
even Hindi) but it Should not act after look of a person but the
deeds.
I think Delhi police needs Some Urdu language Classes because once a
Similar looking person was arrested because he used word 'masael'
which means 'Problems/issues' and a policeman translated it as
'missile'!! LOL :D
I hope Delhi police would not Interpret my essay as public mischief. ;)